In Which Bella Is SPECIAL
We get it, she's special. She jumps out the window to bypass the baby downstairs. Very graceful.
Big jump across a river. Not a problem.
Hunting elk. Like a pro
Humans! Woo, some drama, some conflict, some... no, Ed stopped her without any trouble.
"How did you stop hunting (the humans)?" because she's special, dummy.
"You shouldn't be able to do any of this"
Really? Meyer shouldn't be allowed to do any of this. Nobody seems capable of stopping her.
Bella kills a lion and some deer and they make out (yummy) and go home.
Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, LAZY WRITING.
SumUp: I hate you, Meyer
Seriously, this is an endless stream of dumb.
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