In Which Meyer Wastes My Time Even More Blatantly
Jacob goes for a drive, meets a pretty girl, talks cars and comes back. It doesn't mean anything, will not affect anything else in this book ever and is ultimately a pointless waste of time and ink. Thank you Stephenie Meyer.
Leah and Jacob have a moment upon his return, so maybe there's something here. Dunno.
Edward asks Jacob to use his Alpha status to update the truce and allow Edward to vampirize/save Bella. Jacob talks to Bella and given the choice of her obviously dying or being a horrible monster for all eternity with her very soul at risk of destruction, agrees.
Bella goes into labor. Sort of.
SumUp F
Why send Jacob off? To fill out a chapter, I guess. Oh Lizzie, the girl in town that Jacob kind of thought was hot and imagined living some kind of normal-ish life with, we'll sort-of miss you. You were the most believable part of this chapter. Hell, you were the most believable part of this BOOK.
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