In Which Something Something I Don't Even Know Anymore
Jacob heads out to recon and has a moment with Leah. She discusses her pack choices and it almost starts to feel like a Jacob & Leah setup. I could live with it, but I'm guessing that Meyer isn't going to bother. Leah also reveals that she can't have babies, which apparently is why she's the only female werewolf, which I don't get. Or care about.
Imprinting Update! Imprinting is a way to keep genes going within the werewolves. Because no girl would fall in love with a dangerous monster in this universe! Wait... werewolves are human quite a bit of the time, and they end up just bigger, manlier versions of normal people. Why wouldn't girls fall for them just like they do other guys? It's not like they're parasitic statues. Gods, this is idiotic.
Meyer wants Jacob vs. Rosalie to be an interesting sub-plot. It isn't.
Oh, but not as idiotic as Edward hearing the baby's MIND. I'm no neo-natal psychologist, what with that being something I just made up, but I don't think babies have coherent thoughts in the womb. Or for months after that. Oh, and the baby will either be Edward Jr. or Renesmee.It's like a twisted version of Christmas.
Jacob has a bit of a freak out so Edward gives him the keys to one of his many cars. End of chapter.
SumUp: Broccoli
That's right, broccoli. Makes as much sense as anything else. This is turning into a farce. I can't even see these people as characters any more, much less suspend disbelief and see them as real people. It's just a train wreck of bad ideas on a tumbling bridge of stupidity.
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