Monday, January 10, 2011

T.04.06 Distractions

In Which Bella Wants the Sex

Bella wants more sex. Edward doesn't.

To distract her, we get different island activities. Or we're TOLD there are island activities, there's very little description involved. Bella can't even user her favorite negotiating & bartering tactic to get Edward interested. She offers more human time, he ends the debate, she falls asleep. I will admit this was the best negotiating session they've had yet.

Bella has a dream, wakes up. Edward comforts her. She seduces him.

This time there's less personal injury, more property destruction.

The the cleaning crew arrives. Really? Edward just lost all his romantic points, why would you even bother with a cleaning crew in the middle of a honeymoon?  Send them in afterward, you only have to stock enough food for Bella, genius.

Oh, I see. The woman knows that Edward is a vampire, in keeping with the whole "low profile" thing and rule about not telling anyone that vampires exist or generally protecting yourself from extinction.

So Kaure, the lady cleaner, is afraid of or for Bella. Or both. Whatever. This will come into play when Bella gets all pregnant or something. Maybe they'll go to her for herbs or lore. It's very convenient. She leaves and the newlyweds get back to the point of this chapter: impregnating Bella.

SumUp C

This is a mediocre chapter that establishes even further that Vampire/Human sex is not only possible but really great in every possible way. Got to get the readers worked up and misty eyed, I suppose. Ignore all that stuff we said earlier and the fact that more Vamp/Human interspecies couples don't exist, Bella is special after all.

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