T.03.17 Alliance

In Which We Get An ALLIANCE

So Party. Bella. Etc.

Ugh. Fine, Alice throws huge party. Bella hates. Everybody from FHS shows up. They love it. Bella hates. Seriously, this is dreary stuff. I'd list who comes and tag them, but just assume everybody who isn't Volturi or evil Vampire is here.

Including the Werewolves. Apparently Jacob took her invitation to heart and brought Quil and Embry.

Dear Abby,

     My friend who I am romantically attracted to but has a steady boyfriend invited me to a party.

After the invitation I physically forced a kiss on her and she punched me.

Also, her boyfriend is an undead creature of the night and I'm a werewolf and we're mortal enemies.

Should I assume the invitation stands?

Sincerely, 

A Freak in Forks

Itsa OK, though, because Jacob brought a present. Aw, that'll make it all better. It's a silver bracelet with a handcarved wolf on it. Silver? Get it? Never mind, I don't think Meyer got it either.

Alice has fainted and Jacob realizes Bella is acting funny... really? After you assaulted her and showed up at a party thrown by Vampires? Weird, right?

Anyway, Bella is acting weird, Jacob asks why, she reveals the PLOT to him and Alice has seen the Newborns attacking Forks. So the Werewolves toss their lot in with the Cullens so they can get some killing done and Alice's vision goes blank, because the werewolves will be helping the Wahmpires kill the Vampires. Or the Werewolves could be plotting to kill all these troublesome vampires at the same time, not like it would change her nullified vision powers. Whatever.

So they plan to meet in the woods to discuss the killing, Bella is ascared and everybody else isn't. Good Times.

SumUp C-

Another party Bella doesn't want to be at, another tedious description of just how much she doesn't want to be at it. Jacob is a lunatic. Edward is a doormat. Bella is annoying. The only reason this creeps up to C status is because SOMETHING IS HAPPENING. Joy. I wonder how Bella will be carried around this time. Since she's going to be the third wife from the werewolf legend, she'll be hanging around Edward and probably Jacob when the vamps arrive. She'll decide it's time to DO SOMETHING and she'll stab herself. At least she'll have a positive effect on the plot instead of being baggage.

Oh, and I'm only tagging people who do something. Showing up is not doing something.